Tales From the Crypto Jews


Jay Leno on Upcoming Holy Land Trip: I am ‘Very Pro-Jewish, Pro-Israel’

May 11, 2014 11:05 am 15 comments
Comedian Jay Leno. Photo: Twitter.

I have a Jewish boyfriend too!

Comedian Jay Leno, who will host the awards ceremony of the $1 million Genesis Prize, in Jerusalem, on May 22, said he considers himself to be “very pro-Jewish, very pro-Israeli.”

In a phone interview with Fox News published at the weekend, Leno, who will be making his first trip to Israel for the event, said, “It’s a great honor. It’s a great country. It’s a great people.”

While anti-Israel activists are urging entertainers to boycott the Jewish state, Leno said he didn’t have “any problem” with his decision to perform in Jerusalem.

“At some point in your life, you have to sort of take sides. I tend to side with the Jewish point of view on many things, especially issues like this one. I realize how important Israel is,” Leno said.

Michael Bloomberg, founder of the Bloomberg financial media empire and the former mayor of New York, is being honored as the first recipient of the Genesis Prize — what has been dubbed “the Jewish Nobel Prize” — for his years of public service and philanthropy. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu will be among the 400 dignitaries in the audience. Grammy-winning pianist Evgeny Kissin will perform.

Leno said he will run his jokes by the “appropriate people,” but Netanyahu and Bloomberg, one of the world’s richest men, can expect to be the butt of a few of his jokes.

“I think everybody around the world appreciates self-deprecating humor, and I think you can do jokes about the prime minister, and Michael Bloomberg getting the award certainly,” Leno said. “They’re giving him $1 million. Wow. That’s going to change his life.”

In the interview, Leno also joked about the recent collapse of Israel-Palestinian Authority peace talks brokered by U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry:

“I guess any American that’s not John Kerry is more than welcome there right now,” Leno said.

Leno hosted NBC’s late-night talk show ‘The Tonight Show’ for more than two decades before retiring in February. He was replaced by former ‘Saturday Night Live’ star Jimmy Fallon. Leno said he is still performing his stand-up routine five nights a week, but now travelling globally with his routines. He recently performed in China and will stop in London and Rome during his upcoming trip that includes Israel.


The Talmud vision made this guy look like an entertainer, a funny guy and we accept whatever we see on the screen. My opinion of this guy has always been just like David Letterman, a complete idiot, a Jew and not funny, but a damned disgrace. A perfect example of who and or what not to be. This is where they always end up. Are all the riches of the world, the cars, motorbikes, suits, jets, etc. really worth it? The guy has always been a rat and will die a rat! Then it’s time to cash all those riches in. You can sit in a gold plated rocking chair in your later years, but you’re toast!

I dont say anything about people here that I wouldnt say to their faces, problem is you cant say it to their faces which makes me want to say it even more. The media just is and you cant say what you think about it, you have to just sit down and shut up. Well let one of these bastards come near me and you will know what I think.

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12 Responses to Tales From the Crypto Jews

  1. GTRman says:

    Bill Hicks respected Jay Leno as a stand-up in his heyday , and Leno helped Hicks get noticed early in his career. Hicks later grew to despise Leno for taking the dollar and doing the chat-show thing.

    ” I’m kinda bummed because I’m missing my favorite cultural trainwreck, the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. I’m like a rubber-necker, man. Every night it’s the crash of fucking metal when that show starts. Me and my friends have a little office pool, wondering exactly, which episode, which guest is going to be on when Jay finally puts a 9 millimeter in his mouth and blows his Doritos-shilling head off his fucking body. I think it’s going to be Joey Lawrence, from the show Blossom. Other of my friends beg to differ and think Patrick Duffy a more likely culprit.

    Leno voice: “So, hi everyone, welcome to the show. Tonight we have Joey Lawrence. Hi Joey, how are ya’. It’s good to see you again and boy it was always my comedic dream to be 44-years old and interviewing a little Tony Danza-wannabe every three months. Boy, I’m fulfilled as a human spiritually. So, so, anyway, Joey, you’re 16 now, you’re sixteen years old?

    Joey voice: yeah

    Leno voice: “That’s great. You’re sixteen. Got a license, you driving, you driving?

    Joey voice: yeah

    Leno voice: “That’s great. You got a license, you driving, you got a car? You got a car?

    Joey voice: yeah

    Leno voice: “You got a girlfriend, hmm? You dating somebody, anybody special?

    Joey voice: yeah, no, well she thinks so, I don’t. hee hee hee hee

    Leno voice: “Good God, what have I done with my life?</i?" (Puts gun in his mouth)

    Boom! His brains splew out, forming an NBC peacock on the wall behind him.
    'Cause he's a company man to the bitter fucking end."

    "Selling Doritos on TV? What a fuckin' whore. And not even when he needed the money either, you know? If you're a young actor, I'll look the other way, but the guy makes $3 million a year, he decides to hock Doritos to make more money. You don’t got enough money you fucking whore? You’ve got to sell snacks to bovine America now? It’s Satan fucking him in the ass on national TV man . . . fuck . . .”

    FULL AUDIO SEGMENT with video (excellent):

    Flash Animation:

    • melgibstein says:

      From rags to Doritos to riches. I dont think I ever watched one Leno show, it’s like they paraded him in front of our faces wherever we went and as usual nobody calls to remove the nutbag. Nutbags are funny, I used to watch nutbags coming out of the mental outpatient hospital close to where I lived growing up that were a lot funnier and never dreamed they would one day be on the most famous shows in the world. The key was to stay away from them, however.

      • Roger Martin says:

        Bill Hicks = Alex Jones. Anyone who listened to Bill Hick’s old comedy knows that he was the furthest thing from Christian and not one to listen to for anything intelligent. He was just another crypto Jew deceiver. But his deception had far more depth than the average Hollywood tool. Because Hicks was working with the Rothschilds in Britain and took frequent trips to Britain to allegedly work out a TV deal. But in reality he was getting instructions to “die” and come back as Alex Jones.

        You would have to be majorly deceived to trust what some “atheist” comedian has to say about anything. What’s next? George Carlin quotes? He was another Satanic tool of the Jews. Who cares what someone who mocked Christ had to say about anything?

        But really….just look at Hicks and Jones in any image search. They look around the same age had Hicks not “died”. They are from the same area. Friends with all the same people. Same height. Same face and teeth and hairline. Alex Jones claims he’s only 42 but looks over 50. Even with plastic surgery and makeup and lying about his age and putting on a faker voice and persona…….he still looks likes Bill Hicks.

        But people are woefully stupid. They don’t even know that the “First Lady” is just a man in drag. Anyone really think ‘Michael’ Obama was born a woman? They hide in plain sight all of the time. The children of Satan deceive the entire world. Bill Hicks is just another plain-sight-deceiver who people think died. Probably some reprobate demon seeded monster. He never died. You can see him scream his garbage on InfoWars every day.

      • Roy says:

        You are such a prick Roger. Your best friend is the mirror.

      • DC says:

        Roger, if you want a great conspiracy theory, google “Mandela effect”.

        Has anyone here ever heard of a Narwhal? I certainly hadn’t until last night.


        I don’t think such a strange creature as this would have escaped my attention at school, so why have I never seen it before?

        Anyone remember the movie “Interview with a Vampire”?
        Now it’s changed to “Interview with THE Vampire”.

        The line “Luke, I am your father” is now “No. I am your father”.

        The position of continents have changed as well.

        There sure is some very strange stuff going on at the moment and it’s being covered up big time. Some believe it’s related to CERN, but no one seem to know for sure.

        The “Mandela effect” Wikipedia page was redirected to “Confabulation”:

        In psychiatry, Confabulation (verb: confabulate) is a memory disturbance, defined as the production of fabricated, distorted or misinterpreted memories about oneself or the world, without the conscious intention to deceive.[1] Individuals who confabulate present incorrect memories ranging from “subtle alterations to bizarre fabrications”,[2] and are generally very confident about their recollections, despite contradictory evidence

        Translation: people who witness the mandela effect are delusional nutbags. Nothing to see here people, just crazy people, move along…

        This might even explain your Tower of Babel story Roger, how God changed the language anyway. As yet, I’ve seen no reports of people remembering a black man who’s now white, but I’ll keep you posted.

  2. GTRman says:

    Hi Mel. Comment pending or disappeared?

  3. Ray Zerwitt says:

    A legal precedent was set by a transsexual freak by the name of Dr. Renee Richards, way back in the 70’s, making t legal for transsexuals to play professional ladies tennis. Look at those beastly Williams sisters. I gotta believe they’re men. All part of blurring the lines between masculinity and femininity put into play before we were born.

    Look up some Youtubes of Chris Evert coming onto the scene when she was 16. She would ice that biotch across the court and then fix her pretty hair. Then, she would do it again always making sure her pretty hair was as it should be, in between play. It’s such dainty and ladylike behavior. It’s a blast to watch her. But, it becomes obvious what has happened to ladies tennis. Ditto for ladies gymnastics. Compare Olga Korbut to some of these modern ones. They’re changing a woman’s center of gravity and making it all so butch. I wonder if Youtube is censoring those things. They sure want them forgotten.

    • DC says:

      “Chris Evert” is another example of the above mentioned “Mandela effect”, so called because a lot of people remember Mandela dying in prison back in the 1980’s.

      It’s mass miss-remembering that doesn’t affect everyone the same. No one is entirely sure what is causing it, but if it is cased by CERN as some believe and they have somehow managed to alter our “timeline” or merge it with “other dimension” or something else that causes these effects, then the Jews now have a tool to literally mess with language and history. Imagine what they will do!

      There are also some theories that CERN was built to get Satan out of the pit, although I am yet to explore these theories in detail. I certainly do find it a stretch to believe that the massive expenditure spent on CERN was made purely out of scientific curiosity.

      I always remember “Chris Evert” being “Chris Everette” and this video seems to prove that at least one TV personality remembers her the same as I do, but there are countless other examples that prove this phenomena is indeed real.

      Start watching at 4:55.

  4. melgibstein says:

    They dont claim Billie Jean King to be a Jewess, but I think she indeed was.
    Her doubles partner “Kloss” was a Jewess too.


    Yes Chris Evert was top notch all around.

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