What Jewish Women Want

Jews remaining separate on our Supreme Court.

Jews remaining separate on our Supreme Court and more importantly rewriting history.

Just a few questions before we go on with this Jewish love affair with the new Mini Series “The Red Tent” which is on Jew TV (that I don’t watch).  Jews are upset right off the bat that the wives of Jacob are white insinuating that this is not scriptural, it is used in a sarcastic sense as though they were really “Jewish women” even though Judah was not born yet. Jewish women were being born at that time but not from Jacob. So it’s a simple question “who do Jewish women believe Rachel, Leah and Dina were?” You aren’t going to get an answer.

Bilhah, from the article here, is the only woman who isn’t portrayed as white, the mother of Dan and Napthali. Knowing Dan and Naphtali were Israelites and God prohibited race mixing it is all the more reason to like Dan and Naphtali (because Jews obviously dont like them).

So now that we have that little fib out of the way we can proceed believing everyone in the Bible before Judah and sometimes even after Judah are all Jews. Trouble with this is most of our psychotic priests and pastors go along with this Jewish hogwash soup to nuts. Why? The same reason they don’t want to even hear that the Holocaust was a hoax or that Jews did 9/11 or that Jews brought Black slaves to America etc etc etc. They are scared of the Jews and they are scared of not having that Jew money.

Of course this means all types of Jews today are also from these women without adulteration somehow. As Henry Rosenblat once said “In my imagination it was true” and in Hollywood too.

We have a story to tell and you vill believe every vord of it. You believe everything else vy not?

We have a story to tell and you vill believe every vord of it. You believe everything else vy not?

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From The Forward website.

When Anita Diamant’s novel “The Red Tent” hit bookstores in 1997, Jewish women couldn’t devour it fast enough. The book focuses on Jacob and Leah’s daughter Dinah, who only gets one sentence in the Bible. Famously, it tries to upend the narrative of her rape, giving her a voice and a sense of agency that struck a chord with contemporary readers. It also depicts the “Red Tent,” a women-only space used during menstruation and childbirth by Jacob’s four wives (Leah, Rachel, Bilhah, Zilpah), among others. There, they trade advice, gossip and good old female empowerment.

Now, Lifetime’s miniseries — airing on December 7 and 8 — brings together a motley crew of actors known for their roles on shows ranging from “Game of Thrones” to “Homeland.” Throw in a director from “Law and Order,” Roger Young, and you get a weirdly riveting film that compelled us to watch all four hours.

We laughed, we cried (okay, we just laughed), and chronicled our viewing experience. They laughed that the dumb goyim actually believe these women were Jewesses. Could you imagine just one movie placing Jews into Edoms family in a movie? Jews distort our Bible and not one priest or pastor says a word. If you tell one about it he will claim “Its no big deal”. The truth is our entire leadership in America and most of the white world are scared of the Audio/Visual Class of Jews. It truly is pathetic!

EPISODE ONE

1) Dinah has a British accent. Of course.

2) Dinah is white. Of course. (Because apparently, so is everyone else — with the one exception of Bilhah — Jacob’s third wife.)

3) “Dinah!” Mmm, sounds a lot like: Dinner! We pause to order Indian food.

4) Why is the Red Tent so roomy? So luxurious? It’s like a sultan’s boudoir in there.

5) The women are passing around a clay idol. It’s Inanna, the Sumerian goddess of love and fertility. Take that, Jacob and your monotheism!

6) Flashback: Rachel and Jacob meet for the first time. He passes out on arrival. That’s awkward.

7) How long has Rachel been stroking Jacob’s hair while he’s unconscious?

8) Jacob is hot.

9) People fall in love really fast in this weird Bible time.

10) They have more goats than women in this camp. Also, puppies!

11) How are Jacob and Rachel allowed to be so, um, touchy in public?

12) It’s the wedding night. Rachel is freaking out about having sex for the first time. We feel you.

Yes, Jacob is that guy from “Game of Thrones.”

Yes, Jacob is that guy from “Game of Thrones.”

13) So, Rachel doesn’t think she can please a man and that’s why she’s letting Leah marry Jacob? That’s not what the Midrash says!

14) Jacob does not care. One sister, another sister, it’s all the same to him.

15) The morning after, Jacob is suddenly all upset. Oh wait, it’s a ruse! A clever ruse. He bamboozles Laban (Rachel and Leah’s dad) into letting him marry everyone.

16) Everyone ages 10 years. Leah is Minnie Driver. Rachel is now Brody’s wife from “Homeland.” And Jacob is no longer hot because he’s Ian Glen from “Game of Thrones.”

17) We learn that Rachel has “golden hands” for delivering babies. But sadly, no babies of her own.

18) Not for lack of trying. CLEARLY.

19) Leah is pregnant. Somehow, all the women know it will be a girl.

20) They are right. Hello, baby Dinah!

21) Another leap forward in time. Leah has had a brood of sons. Rachel has finally managed to pop one out too: Joseph. As in “Technicolor Dreamcoat” (which is looking pretty shabby, by the way).

22) After a fight with drunk Laban, Jacob suddenly feels the need to make amends with his long-lost brother, which will require moving. “How will the women react?” he asks Leah. “Loudly,” says the woman speaking.

23) Dinah begs Jacob to kidnap Laban’s battered wife. She looks about 13. Did we miss this part in Bible class?

24) Dinah and her brother Joseph (wearing his Dreamcoat, natch) are having a sibling picnic under the clouds. Just like lovers Rachel and Jacob used to do. Weird.

25) The vultures are circling above Laban’s wife, who is dead. This is a very sad invented plotline.

26) The Red Tent is coming down! Time to move. Quick, get all that fabric into the rickety wagon!

27) A river! Everyone is excited.

28) Jacob is stressed out about meeting his brother. “Perhaps one of us should share his tent tonight,” says one sister-wife to another. “That may calm him.” Yes. Soothing sex is definitely the cure.

29) Esau is nigh. An angry army is running toward the camp, brandishing sticks.

30) Why does this reconciliation need to take place in the middle of the river?

Jacob begs for forgiveness — in a river.

Jacob begs for forgiveness — in a river.

31) Our samosas have arrived. DINAH TIME.

32) We meet Jacob’s mom: Debra Winger (as Rivka)! Rivka is apparently American.

33) Rivka is apparently a fortune-teller.

34) It seems to us that the Bible has enough weird stories without having to make up more. (This is the same gripe we have with “The Hobbit.”)

35) Wow, Rivka has quite a stash of treasures, brought to her by starving pilgrims.

36) Dinah is not impressed.

37) Rivka’s slave has freaky scars on her arm. We are told that Rivka makes mothers scar their slave children. Rivka is apparently a scary witch.

38) Dinah gives bread to the pilgrims. Uh oh.

39) Rivka gives Dinah the whole “but if I don’t take their gifts, I’m insulting them” routine.

40) Rivka forsees Dinah’s rape. Then sends her off on her voyage.

41) A city! With walls!

42) It’s Shashem (or “Shushan,” or “Shulem” — are they trying to pronounce “Shechem”?), where the king lives.

43) Every Arab souk stereotype is on display here. Snake charmers and flame jugglers abound.

44) Dinah has spotted a man. With a belt and a pointy beard.

45) Rachel notices that Dinah is making flirty eyes. She would know.

46) The Red Tent goes back up! Men are not allowed in. Because blood is good. And gives life. And men don’t get it.

Minnie Driver as Leah

Minnie Driver as Leah

47) The women are chanting to the Great Mother. When do we sing “Kumbaya”?

48) Jacob is in the Red Tent! Uh oh.

49) He found the idol.

50) He BROKE IT.

51) Joseph is outside, complaining to Dinah. Poor him, with his nice blond hair, blue eyes, and pale skin. #Whiteproblems

52) Sephardis are not welcome in this movie.

53) The women are burying the shattered idol.

54) Men just don’t get it. GAWD.

55) An envoy arrives to summon midwives to the palace of Shashem (we’re going with their pronunciation). Rachel gets to see a palace! With walls!

56) Dinah is also going. “Who will watch over her?” asks Leah. Ominous foreshadowing? Check!

57) This palace is HIGH. TECH. There are sconces. And legit floors.

58) Words a woman never wants to hear during childbirth: “Dinah, get the bricks!”

59) Awww, a baby!

60) Dinah strolls in the gardens. It’s like the Alhambra up in here.

61) Pointy Beard is back! His name is Shalem.

62) Pointy Beard is a PRINCE.

Pointy Beard shows his sultry side.

Pointy Beard shows his sultry side.

63) Dinah is flustered.

64) Lily pad date! Now we’re talking. Way better than picnic date.

65) The lily pads are a metaphor. For life. Deep.

66) God, this flirting. Make it stop.

67) Dinah gets to stay in the palace. Protect your honor, Dinah. Remember your tents.

68) This whole palace thing is not in the Torah.

69) Sorry, Pointy Beard. No kiss without gifts. Dinah knows how it’s done.

70) He gives her a belt, a ring and a flower. She puckers up.

71) He proposes, offering a fancy shawl for good measure. Shouldn’t he consult her dad?

72) Dinah: “I decide who I marry, not my father.” She disrobes.

73) So she wants to have sex? There IS no rape of Dinah? We’re just throwing the Torah out the window at this point.

74) Meanwhile, back at the ranch: Put down your armloads of sticks, people. The king is coming for a post-consummation consultation with Jacob.

75) Jacob is predictably angry that his daughter had sex without his consent. Because his consent is what matters.

76) Jacob has a brilliant idea. He will circumcise all the men in Shashem.

77) Son: But we still take their gold, right? Jacob: We don’t need gold, what we need is for our customs to spread! Moral of this vignette: Jews don’t need money, only the Torah.

78) Pointy Beard is ready for his bris. The women are happy they get to plan a wedding party.

79) Simon and Levi (Jacob’s more evil — and Sephardic-looking — sons) plot to kill all the men in Shashem: “Our father will never overlook us again.”

80) Joseph senses something is amiss. Sheets billow ominously.

81) Back at the palace, people’s throats are getting slit. Wow. This has just reached “Game of Thrones” level of gore.

82) Joseph scampers up to the palace, but alas, he is too late. Blame his shoddy sandals.

83) Dinah wakes up to a dead husband and blood all over her face. How did she not wake up sooner? Throat-cutting is not silent.

EPISODE TWO

84) Two men are wrapping Dinah in a rug.

85) Joseph tries to save her. Damn those sandals!

86) The two men are Dinah’s brothers. Not cool, brothers.

87) Jacob is displeased that his sons murdered an entire kingdom overnight.

88) Dinah renounces her father and her home. No more tents for her.

89) Dinah’s angry voice sounds like Gollum.

90) Shalem’s mother, the Queen, is taking care of Dinah now. They’re heading to Egypt, where the Queen grew up.

Rachel shows the Queen the baby she has just delivered.

Rachel shows the Queen the baby she has just delivered.

91) Dinah wants to die, but Queen says she must live. Because —

92) Dinah is preggers.

93) They arrive. SAND DUNES!

94) New palace. With walls!

95) Now it’s Dinah’s turn to give birth. She can’t do it without hallucinating the Red Tent gals.

96) PUSH!

97) It’s a boy!

98) Dinah names him Bar Shalem (son of Shalem, his dead daddy).

99) Dinah bonds with an Egyptian midwife. People in Egypt sound (and look) Israeli. Okay.

100) That nasty Queen is stealing the baby! She’s renaming him Ramos.

101) Wait, so now Dinah is to be the baby’s nursemaid. And she must never speak of that time her brothers murdered his father.

102) Dinah’s trying to escape!

103) They know the baby is gone. Run, Dinah, run!

104) Dinah is leaving a trail of blood. Now blood is bad. It leads to captors finding you and whipping you within an inch of your life.

105) Dinah is now the scary Queen’s slave.

106) Why is the plot veering in this weird direction? Too many plot twists.

107) Uh oh. Simon and Levi are up to no good again. They’re selling Joseph into slavery.

Joseph models his kind of shabby Technicolor Dreamcoat.

Joseph models his kind of shabby Technicolor Dreamcoat.

108) His family thinks he is dead. Rachel is crying. Jacob is throwing things.

109) Back in Egypt, Ramos has a FANCY SHMANCY crib.

110) Jump forward several years. Ramos is out of diapers. More picnic fun! This time with Dinah and her son.

111) Wait, Ramos is not an Egyptian name. Did they mean Ramses?

112) Oooh, new love interest for Dinah? Check!

113) Ramos is being sent away to Memphis, to learn a marketable skill from the vizier.

114) Rivka’s scarred slave is back. (Of course, because any character that has more than 10 seconds of screen time will reappear in another country, in another decade.)

115) She tells Dinah about Joseph being sold into slavery.

116) Ironically, Nasty Queen tells Dinah she’s now free to leave. She does, promptly.

117) Apartment hunting is a drag. Even in ancient Egypt.

118) Dinah has a green thumb! Look at that herb garden.

119) Whoa, all those years in an Egyptian prison cell haven’t done Joseph any favors. He looks like Tom Hanks in “Castaway.”

120) Okay, so we’ve jumped ahead again. Dinah is staging a Red Tent reenactment while helping an Egyptian woman give birth.

121) Nasty Queen summons Dinah to the palace. She feels bad about that whole baby-stealing, enslavement-imposing debacle. She returns Shalem’s fancy shawl engagement gift (which she STOLE) to Dinah. Now we’re even-steven.

122) Ramos is back from school! He has HIDEOUS hair.

123) “Ramos, I am your mother.” Didn’t work out well for Darth, either.

124) Dinah is moving to the Valley of the Kings. Cue “Lord of the Rings” music!

125) She tries to pull a Moses and save a slave from a whipping. Bad results.

126) New Love Interest saves her!

127) His name is Benya. (He looks like Pointy Beard. Dinah has a type.)

128) New Love Interest is already fixing Dinah’s roof — shirtless.

129) He pulls a Costanza and leaves her a box, so she has to return it. Coooo-stanza!

130) His evil plan worked! They’re getting naked.

131) They’re getting married.

132) After several years, Ramos is back, with better hair. He needs a midwife for the vizier’s wife.

133) The men in this movie all wear too much eye makeup.

134) THE VIZIER IS JOSEPH.

135) Awww, baby!

136)The vizier wants to reward his wife’s midwife, so he throws a banquet. He has no idea said midwife is his long-lost sister.

137) Ramos forgives his mom, just in time for a happy sibling reunion.

138) Joseph?

139) Dinah?

140) Quick recap by Joseph: By the way, our moms are dead.

141) Plot twist! Ramos thinks Joseph killed his father.

142) He lunges at Joseph with a sword — and misses.

143) Joseph wants Ramos executed. He doesn’t want to look weak, you see.

144) Come on, Dinah, save your son!

145) Okay, no death. Just another banishment. Ramos has to change his name and never return.

146) The new name? Bar Shalem. Aw, Joseph, you old softie.

Dinah and her beau enjoy sexy-times.

Dinah and her beau enjoy sexy-times.

147) Banishment never felt so plush — check out that fancy litter.

148) Jacob is sick. We’re coming full circle now — Joseph and Dinah are heading back home.

149) There’s nothing to do on this long camel-ride but talk theology. Dinah: “God never spoke to me as he spoke to you.” Joseph: “Of course he did, he made you a mother.” Barf.

150) They’re here! Cue ululations.

151) Jacob is really, really old now. He thinks Dinah is Rachel and wants her to stay with him until he falls “asleep.”

152) Which he does, one second later.

153) Wow, feelings.

154) Bye, bye, Jacob.

155) Dinah needs to shake it off. One last hurrah in the Red Tent ought to do it.

156) Flashback to the good old days with those fun, idol-worshipping gals. What times we had!

157) Dinah is good to go. The blood, gore, betrayal by her brothers, loss of her husband, loss of her son — nothing a visit to the Red Tent can’t cure. Back to Egypt it is.

158) Joseph and Dinah ride off, to more ululations. The future is full of palm trees.

159) Bye bye Dinah. DINAH? We’re still hungry. Time for seconds.

Anne Cohen and Sigal Samuel are the deputy digital editors of the Forward.

The writer of this book was a Jewess  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anita_Diamant

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2 Responses to What Jewish Women Want

  1. hogorina1 says:

    HOGORINA ATTACKED ON SOCIAL SECURITY
    I read that whole thing, Berthania. The whole freaking thing. And that was the biggest bunch of all of the place bullhonkee I’ve ever read.
    You’re obviously a full-blown, whole hog, conspiracy theorist in the extreme. There are conspiracies, obviously, and always have been. But not everything is connected with one huge demonic conspiracy.. That’s the big problem with conspiracy theorists. You way overshoot their mark. You become obsessed with things that aren’t important and totally miss those things that are–because you think you’ve already got it all figured out. That’s a whole new kind of blindness.END

    ABRAHAM AND FRAUDULENT SOCIAL SECURITY
    Abraham, the father of all nations, was not nailed down with a Social Security number. This holy patriarch took a name-change from Abram to Abraham. Satan’s remarkable manner in numbering down humanity as cataloged slaves of state via serial numbering, is far-fetched to day, in vacating God’s previous will to set precedence, in the unchangeable truth, that a given name is honorable. Our Lord’s chosen people are numbered. Too, Satan’s gang in the political valley of hell, that is the very foundation of iniquity, named the pseudo-democratic party, – include an ever number of corrupt republican exponents of corrupt existence. Jesus was Jesus, one astounding individual of God ship. God commands through individual personalities. The Social security Administration demands and commands through numbers of which brand individuals as mere cattle. To day, ancient Abraham remains an individual recognizable personality. If living within our contemporary commie correlated social act he would become a number. In between Abraham and the daily manipulation of calculus manipulation revelations puts forth 666. Just as 666 accords mankind, social security is patterned.
    Peradventure, as prolonged Humanoids become mentally crippled as feeding from state hand- two-party hand-crafted political troughs, individuality is devalued. Here, through the absolute loss of personality inertia dwindles and one becomes a politically devised slave of state. All in the art of calculated iniquity as Satan has his plan for upcoming born humanity to fall into line with a state already previously the Satanic regimentation as throngs for devils in the flesh. In actuality, this declaration of satanic rule by the agents of commie orientated political proclivities have been reversed. The state, USA, has become a victim of its own class rule, in the name of organized criminality, Fifty-state mob orientated trough patrolling are now engaged with various class anti-social Marxian orientated dissidents. mobs of visual supplications is a grave weight hovering over the halls of congress and now have become a Golan Monster with its claws into the literal throat of the supreme court. Only with several devils on the supreme court coinciding with a gang in the White house could the actual overthrow of national government take place.
    Without a doubt souls, people, are born, they are given a name. later in life they are compelled to receive a SS number, All through life one is tagged like a swine. Here comes the fraudulence of SS. The name on the card was chosen at birth. A child had no choice within the matter. One was plastered with a name and should have been given a chance to name itself. Even Though the name is hated, it remains. Here the SS card is fraudulent and is a part of a scheme to control and manipulate people against their will. Christ never recognized any state or civil mandate. Since our creator told and shown Abraham the world as then and into the future, he stuck with his God-given name. Social Security is a satanic functionary on the backs of God’s people, for it robs honest investors in feeding idle mankind with services, as as stolen from true beneficiaries. There is more than a name, a true name. Convicts have identity numerals–so does the commie-run gang cuddle the 666. Yes, every patriot in America is a convict of national government. It is a matter of time for humanoids to become mankind and to throw off oppression in God’s name, and to let fraudulence left into the names of scoundrels, of whom take citizens to be fools. MENTAL CRIPPLES JUST CANNOT HANDLE IT.

  2. melgibstein says:

    Youre spamming me hog……its draining my brain.

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